I've reached the belly stage where people (known and unknown) feel compelled -- and, oddly, entitled -- to comment on my ever-growing body part(s). Most comments are innocuous and expected (i.e. "you've really popped!"); others are, well, bordering on rude (i.e. "when are you due? wow... you're going to be HUGE!"). Among the withering comebacks I've recently heard/read: "I'm going to lose 20 lbs. in one day... what have YOU got planned?" hehe.
At least I haven't really had to deal with any unauthorized gropings. I'm just tall enough that should someone touch my belly without permission and I lash out, they're likely to take a clothesline right to the trachea.
Anyway, belly shots. Pride be darned -- I have a belly, so y'all might as well see it! (PS: After this, I'm going to enlist Jody to take these photos for me -- I don't know why all of a suddenly I'm Shakes McGee!)
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